Swearing off Chipotle

posted by Jeff | Monday, October 29, 2007, 2:03 PM | comments: 6

I don't think I like Chipotle anymore. I mean, that initial feeling of that warm tortilla in my hands is pretty nice, but an hour after I eat it, I only feel... shitty. It's like my guts come out of my body, kick me in the nuts, smack me in the head, and then go back in and create angry noises whilst beating me up from the inside.

I think that actual problem isn't the ingredients as much as it is the quantity of food. And keep in mind, I don't go that nuts, I just do the simple burrito with rice, chicken, hot salsa and a little bit of cheese. That's practically a diet burrito by that place's standards.

I know that I shouldn't be eating that crap anyway. I've really fallen off the horse the last few weeks in terms of eating because I simply don't have enough brain cycles to keep up with the necessary lifestyle change. And even I know that's a bullshit cop out because there's always something.



October 29, 2007, 7:07 PM #

I totally understand the feeling.

October 29, 2007, 7:54 PM #

How about cutting the thing in half and eating it over two days?


October 29, 2007, 9:00 PM #

^ That's what I usually do. Although I guess I'm lucky - or unlucky - in that I don't have a Chipoltle near by.


October 30, 2007, 1:34 AM #


(from the guy who is, himself, on a hiatus from the Burriteatery.)


October 30, 2007, 12:53 PM #

That means you get to figure out dinner for Wednesday night! ;-)

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